Top 150 dog captions in 2023 on Instagram

If you're a pet owner on Instagram, you no doubt post pictures of your pet sometimes. Or all the time. You probably have to fight the urge to publish more than you already do. But with so many pet photos available, it can be hard to decide what to say when you share them. If you need ideas, take a look at our list of funny, cute and related dog parent captions.

Puppy captions

For someone who already loves dogs, the only thing they can love more are puppies. Give the little puffballs their due with some of these signatures.

• "Whoever said happiness can't be bought forgot about the little puppies" (Gene Hill).
• "I can't wait to introduce you to your new forever home."
• "What a little mess."
• "It's just the paws themselves.
• "It seems that someone may not want to meet the rest of the family!"
• "I'm going to give you so many Head stroking."
• "Quick! Help me come up with names!"
• "PUPPYYYYYY! PuppyPuppyPuppy!"
• "They are so cute when they are young. And they're cute when they're old."
• "Say hello to our new baby!"
• "Check out this little jellybean.
• "She's so fluffy!"
• "Just look at that little nose."
• "Our newest acquisition has a small hair problem.
• "Puppies. They make everything better."
• "Enjoy sleeping on my pillow while you can, because in a few years you won't fit anymore."
• "It was worth it!"
• "I see a lot of training at home in my future."
• "The little man had a great day.
• "Jokes on all of you - I can hug her whenever I want!"
• "I wish they could stay like this forever, but at home."
• "If I could, I would adopt them all."
• "I can't decide whether to scratch my ears or my chin first."
• "Look at those big old clumsy paws!"
• "An overload of sweetness!"

Funny captions for dogs

Dogs are lovable, loyal and so sweet. But sometimes the big goofs are hilarious, too. Share a laugh with your pup using some of these captions.

• "10 out of 10 on Yelp."
• "Don't tell my mother that I ate half of her bag. And don't ask which half."
• "Your little code won't be so useful when I learn to write!"
• "I only wish once that someone would put food in front of you and say. You to "Leave it."
• "Oh, sure, for you it's seven years of bad luck, but for me it's 49!"
• - Did your cat talk you into it?
• "Of course I want to go outside, why do you keep asking?"
• "Not now, my dogs are killing me."
• "Forget barefoot, I want to walk with a dog's foot."
• "Something's not right here..."
• "If anyone asked, we went on walkie-talkies," he says.
• "My tail is cunning, but one day I'll catch up with it."
• - I hate it when you make me beg.
• "It's always a question of "Who is a good boy?" and not "How is a good boy?"
• "My dog keeps me on a short leash."
• "I'm going to name my next dog Phideux."
• "You can tell your dogs are thirsty when they are lining up to go to the toilet."
• "My world begins and ends with a cold, wet nose."
• "A pat on the back!"
• "If I ever have to choose between you and my dog, I hope you're done packing."
• "It's all fun and games until people go home."
• "I think someone is about to do a back flip off the couch."
• "All we need now is a chase stick."
• "I wish I could focus on anything as difficult as my dog focuses on Snausages."
• "Bring me my karma!"
• "Meow means 'woof' in cat" (George Carlin).
• "Paper shopping bags are great hats."
• "I have to start charging this idiotic rent."
• "Quick! Grab the frisbee!"
• "That's not all it promises to be."

Captions for cute dogs

When your dog is too cute to put into words, or when you really want his cuteness to be as cute as possible, sometimes it's worth finding those words elsewhere. Take a look at these captions when you feel the need to drink cute to an unreasonable level.

• "What else is there to say besides "Awwwwwww!""
• "Sometimes when I'm upset, my dog brings me toys," he says.
• "When are cats so cute?"
• "Did you know that there are more than three hundred words in the language of dogs to describe love?" - Gabrielle Zevin, Elsewhere
• "He thinks he's human!"
• "It makes my world go round."
• "There's no such thing as too many kisses from your dog."
• "If I could be half the person my dog is, I would be twice the person I am." - Charles Yu, How to live safely in the world of science fiction
• "Dogs. Just ... dogs.
• "I would move the stars to keep you in my life forever."
• "Happiness is stroking your belly."
• "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make it whole" - Roger Caras
• "We brought you home and my heart has been full ever since."
• "She always knows exactly when I need to pet the dog."
• "Forgive me when I put my face on your face."

Captions for photos of dogs

Did you manage to catch your little buddy in silly behavior? Did your dog look particularly striking this morning? Try one of these captions to check the size.

• "I'm not the one barking at 4 a.m. and then trying to eat the toilet paper."
• "I make it look good."
• "Glamour shot!"
• "This bark has some bite."
• "Treats coming in for 5. 4. 3. 2...".
• "When you come home from the vet with a clean bill of health."
• "Kunia is taken care of.
• "Good. someone looks spectacular today."
• "No filter."
• "1 like = I'll give an ass."
• "Where would I be without my little furry buddy?"
• "Today I'm spending time with my best friend."
• "Long hair doesn't matter.
• "Guess who has a birthday today!"
• "In my absence, there will be no destruction of furniture."
• "I caught you in the act!"
• "It looks like someone is glad I'm home."
• "I have no idea what you're talking about, I slept all day."
• "Caught in an awkward moment."
• "We're having a bad furry day.
• "Believe it or not, this is not a painting."
• "Why don't they ever stand still?"
• "Check out my new hairstyle!"
• "Here's a quick (and cute) timeline cleanup."
• "We succeeded on the first try."
• "3, 2, 1, sneeze!"
• "Someone blinked.
• "I have so many pictures of this beloved."
• "Nap Time."
• "My little paper shredder."
• "When you fall asleep watching TV with your best friend."
• "My furry son in the sun."
• "These eyes just scream" Feed me now! "
• "We are much loved.
• "Ready, set, fetch!"

Pop culture puppies

For those moments when your dog fits in with the current spirit of the times - whether it's in movies, TV, music, or anything else. Or if you really want to make your wordplay-hating friends cry.

• "I came here to chew gum and chase squirrels. And I ran out of chewing gum.
• "He completely lost his mind. Such a Snoozin' Sarandon.
• "Ooh-wee-hoo, I look like Buddy Collie."
• "These paws are on patrol!"
• "My dog loves to read Clive Barker."
• "No Timmy's. No wells. Just vibrations.
• "They patented it, packaged it, put it in a plastic breakfast box and now I smell it. I want to smell it!"
• "They're so excited about the food, I can hear the theme from Paws."
• "Do you want to poop? You can't handle a shoe!"
• "NO, these are the real Pet Shop Boys."
• "It's four blocks to the park, we have a leash, half a bag of treats, it's early afternoon... and I found sunglasses. Strike.
• "I'm not a bad dog, I'm just so attracted to him."
• - We will need a larger food bowl.
• "Introducing Mad Max: Furry Road."
• "If my dog were a Transformer, his name would be Begatron."
• "Eat, sterilize, love."
• "Paint me like one of your French poodles."
• "You had me at" Who is a good girl? "
• "We have a different kind of Dog Day Afternoon".
• "Where does he get these wonderful squeaky toys?"
• "I think someone was tempted by the Bark of Power."
• "Can you dig it out?"
• "There is no Dana, only saliva."
• - We've never been to Kansas, silly.
• "Come on, make me play."
• "Are you barking at me?"
• "Elementary, my dear Weimar gelding."
• "Here we go!"
• "I wag my tail back and forth, I wag my tail back and forth."
• "While fetching, there is no crying!"
• "Look at this angel. Indeed, "All dogs go to heaven."
• "I find your lack of treats disturbing," he says.
• "Show me the yummies!"
• "The Call of the Not So Wild.
• "Outside the dog the book is man's best friend. Inside the dog it is too dark to read" (Groucho Marx).